LaBev and I will be traveling to LaLa Land* to enjoy the pomp and circumstance of the Academy Awards... well, at least the hoopla behind the Kodak Theater. Yes, that's right, we'll be live from the alley behind the Oscars, right there between the dumpster and the passed out drunk in the SpongeBob costume. HUZZAH!
And just like the stars who will be using the front entrance, Bev and I are feverishly preparing to get glammed up! But unlike our starlet counterpartswe haven't starved ourselves for the past two months we have to actually schlep through the mall to find clothing. Sadly, no designers have come knocking at our door, begging us to wear their clothes for free. Harry Winston, are you reading this?
Of course, it all starts with finding the perfect dress.
And just like the stars who will be using the front entrance, Bev and I are feverishly preparing to get glammed up! But unlike our starlet counterparts
Of course, it all starts with finding the perfect dress.
...which sadly, we didn't.
But at least we have the perfect footwear.
Classy, no?
Maybe we should focus on the accessories...
Do these make me look smaahhhhtttt?
A bird on the head is worth.... ummm... $3.99, according to Claire's.
OWLS!!! What does it mean?!?!
l'élastique rend parfait, non?
after eating a carb-filled lunch hours of shopping, Bev and I were exhausted and we got, perhaps, a little lazy in our quest for the perfect Oscar outfit.
In the end, we were
So as it stands, Bev and I will be wearing sweats.
*barring any emergency surgeries or something.