Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Why Beck Will NEVER Miss A Karate Class

Beck has recently started taking karate and last night was his first group lesson. The first 30 minutes was nothing short of annoying as I tried to watch my son, all the while being harassed by some toddler who's father was in some sort of oblivious coma. I don't enjoy being annoyed by my own kids, never mind some stranger's spawn. When 3 more rugrats joined her, and their parents were too self-absorbed to take notice that their offspring were congregating around me, I began to question whether I wanted to hang with this crowd every week.

And then HE walked in...
*

HOLY RALPH FIENNES DOPPELGANGER, BATMAN!




Eye candy that looks like Ralph Fiennes! It's like Christmas came early!

So yes, I think I can *suffer* through weekly karate classes now.



*Yes, I know I need to get a better picture, but I was trying to be all inconspicuous, which was difficult while giggling like a school girl. But trust, the resemblance is AWESOME.

Oh, and if the Eye Candy Fairy is listening, mind getting him to grown his hair like this:

7 comments:

Trooper Thorn said...

You are in the right place alright. I believe the translation for one of the early kata's "Pinan Nidan" is "Mom's Hook Up".

Mala said...

Ha! Thanks Trooper. But I think I'll just look with my eyes. I'm always reminded of that wise ol' saying "no matter how gorgeous they are, someone somewhere is sick of their shit!"

Lori said...

I TOTALLY see the resemblance. Yes...this might make hanging out a bit more rewarding after all!!! xoxoxo

Michelle said...

I like his hair...he is kind of jason Stedham. But it is pretty obvious that I am a sucker for fit bald guys! haha

Mala said...

Lori - Thank you! Even taken across the room with my cell, you can see it!

Michelle - Really, I wish Ralph would grow his hair back... but something tells me his current buzzcut isn't totally by choice.

Confessions of a Mother, Lawyer & Crazy Woman said...

SO, it's an eight hour drive to get there, but considering signing my own kid up for this class. Mmm. Nice view.

Mala said...

CMLCW - I'll save you a seat!