Friday, September 18, 2009

Cavity The Magic Dragon - NaSePiMo

Joe just brought home this insane, sugary concoction.


What you may not be able to tell is under that 2 or 3 pounds of nasty green frosting is 2 cupcakes. Two little abused cupcakes.

Perhaps our local frosting-crazed bakery is paying tribute to Mary today in the stickiest, nastiest way possible...

Or perhaps they were puffin' away themselves when they came up with this idea...

Either way, Joe couldn't pass up it's sugary greatness.

But the best part.... the inlaws are in town and we're leavin' the kids with them tonight... right after we feed them this uber-sweet dessert.
*evil laugh*

16 comments:

Hilary Marquis said...

Oh...you are SO bad! Have a wonderful time :)

Lori said...

That's SO up my alley...I'm ALL ABOUT the frosting and could care less about the cake!

Samsmama said...

TWO cupcakes? Or 22? That is insane!

Whenever Sam goes to spend the day with his "other" grandparents I serve him a breakfast of doughnuts and Red Bull. Because I care.

Bev said...

That is nauseating! GAG! I'm getting diabetes just looking at it.

Good idea, though! Sugar 'em up and ship 'em to grandma's (or your house, in this case). WELL DONE!

Organic Meatbag said...

Oh wow, he looks neat, but that is a diarrhea explosion waiting to happen!

MtnMama said...

I love green and purple, but omg, that looks disgusting. I am not a big fan of frosted concoctions of this type, so I freely admit my bias.

LOVE that you are "prepping" the kids for the inlaws. I bow down to your awesomeness!

PorkStar said...

It looks like an overweight caterpillar with a mohawk and I agree with OM up there...

Now after the kids are gone... uhm.. you guys going to sleep early?

onebadmamajama said...

Don't look now, but someone barfed on your cupcakes LOL Srsly..good job on ramping the kids up for the visit w/the grandparents..Good times:)

Maria said...

The first question that came to my mind? WHY? As in, why did Joe feel the need to purchase this, um, culinary feat of icing-ness? It's just ugly -- sorry, but it is. And second, WHY? As in, WHY in the world would a cake decorator make this um, thing?

Tapsalteerie said...

I hope you sent a pic to CakeWrecks!

Mary said...

what are the little green 'piles' around this masterpiece? It looks like the dinosaur/dragon stepped in one and there's another right ahead of him!
Weird, I tell ya...

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

I love frosting.

Even that's a little excessive for my tastes.

Your kids will poop green for weeks.

janiece said...

That is just one nasty looking "cupcake"
Sugar those kids up good! Then get the Hell out of Dodge! Have fun!

Cary said...

Disgusting. Is that from the Wal-Mart bakery? Looks like they let one of their brain-damaged greeters try her hand at cake decorating.

Mala said...

Whoa... I'm sorry, I slipped into a diabetic coma...

...but I'm back.

Hilary - whatttttt?????? Hee hee.

Lori - I can't even verify that the green goop is actually frosting. *shudder*

Samsmama - we had to really dig in, but yes, there were only 2 cupcakes under that green crap.
And I LOVE your breakfast of Champions!!! YOU ROCK!!!

Bev - yes... and my FIL without his insulin! YIKES!!!!

OM - NOW you warn me!!!!!

MtnMama - It is disgusting isn't it. It looks more and more disgusting every time I look at it, yet I can't help myself. It's like a sugary train wreck!

Sorry Porkstar... we always go to bed early. No. really.

OBMJ - You're too kind. The first thing I said is, "who took a dump on the cupcakes!?"

Maria - I don't know, on both accounts. It's not like Joe to bring home such a sugary mess... but I suspect it possessed some sort of magical powers... beyond the power to root teeth out of your head.

Taps - oh it's sent! My first reaction at seeing this "masterpiece" was to gag... then I threatened anyone from touching it while I ran for my camera!

Mary - I questioned the mystery plops too. I believe it to be some sort of dino-poo. Mmmmm...

Jenksy - thank goodness for your comment... my daughter, who NEVER FREAKIN' FLUSHES, scared the hell outta me the next morning...

Janiece - oh we did! Giggling all the way out the door. Unfortunately, because we've settled into life as an old married couple, we only made it through dinner and decided we were too tired for a movie so we went home... to WIDE AWAKE KIDS!
FAIL!

Cary - why yes it was from Walmart... how did you guess? oh, yeah, nevermind.

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