Monday, August 3, 2009

Humiliate Your Dog Day

The other day, after having shear success buzzing Beck's head, I decided to give the dog a refreshing trim.

After what seemed like hours of sheering, I decided to leave from the knee down, un-shaved. The finished result looked a lot like this:

And let's just say, he wasn't too happy when I tried to take a picture.

Of course, I have the same reaction when anyone tries to take my picture from behind. Heh.

But before he could feel too badly about such mistreatment, I showed him this!
and all was forgiven.

Oh no! Does Samsmama have a dog?!


13 comments:

Samsmama said...

OMFG!!! I'm going out to buy a dog right now! Then we're getting a family portrait taken! My mind is reeling!

Bev said...

LMGDAO! I saw the Doggie Snuggie somewhere recently and wondered the same thing! Smama - you must. Srsly. Go now, and take pics!

Poor Benji. You need to do your pussy (what? she has a cat, pervs!) and take a little "Milo & Otis, The Next Generation" shot.

onebadmamajama said...

Poor poor puppy! LOL

Mary said...

no no no nonononononooooo- this cannot be happening!
I bet when you listen to the talking dog tag, it says, "please please don't send me home. kill me now...just kill me now. But take the snuggie off first. I can;t be seen dead wearing it."

Nancy said...

Mala, please be careful trimming the bikini line .....

my word is modise - sounds like a brand of sanitary napkin.

Mala said...
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Mala said...

Samsmama - NOOOOOOOOOooooooooo o o ! Must.save.the.dogs!!!

Bev - Oh Bev, I think I'll leave that to the professionals! ; )

OBMJ - which one? I think Benji got the better deal compared to those poor pups in the snuggies! And that poor dog they used to demonstrate how difficult it is to put on the doggie sweater. Doggie abuse? I thought she was gonna spike him across the room in a fit of doggie sweater anger!

Mary - LMAO!!!! You are so right!!!!! Those tags should come pre-recorded with a plea for help!

Nancy - No worries, I'm ALWAYS careful!!!!

Lori said...

You've got to be kidding me. As if the Snuggie is not the DUMBEST thing ever (seriously, people, ever heard of a BLANKET or a ROBE..those already invented things to keep one warm?) whoever came up with the doggie snuggie is literally sitting on some beach in Snowbird Central, Florida...laughing his or her (no, his...no WOMAN could be dumb enough to do this) butt off at the fact that people actually fall for this.

Elliott said...

I'm showing these pictures to the Dammit Dog as you read this, to prove to him that he doesn't have it as bad as he thinks he does.

I have the damn ONJ 'Physical' vid in my head, you need to get a headband for the Benj.

Organic Meatbag said...

Hehehehe, nice doggie boots! Don't worry, I'm sure he'll get over it eventually... hahaha!

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

Whenever my dog would get pissed at my parents, she'd shit in my dad's shoe.

Or, when he started hiding his shoes, she shit on the floor in front of his dresser.

So........................yeah. Don't say you weren't warned when you slip your feet into your shoes and your toes get wrapped up in some poopy goodness.

calicobebop said...

Um, yeah. If faced with a choice between a shave and a snuggi-dog? I'd take the humiliating shave any day of the week.

Now, that talking dog tag could be fun...

Frank Irwin said...

I think I'll start shaving my legs the same way.