Tuesday, December 8, 2009

That's Going on the Blog

Here's a little sign I spotted today while sitting in the customer waiting area at my local Toyota dealership:


In case you can't read it:

Attention customers

Due to our poor water quality, we are unable to wash cars at this time. Currently, our water leaves spots and residue on the vehicles and at times, leaves the vehicles with a less than satisfactory appearance. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause for you and we are working diligently to correct this problem. We appreciate you patience and as always, thank you for your business!!!

Oh, and enjoy the coffee.

15 comments:

Organic Meatbag said...

Enjoy the dysentery!

The Peach Tart said...

Things that make you go Hmmmm.

Bev said...

HAHAHA!!! oh, but I'm sure the coffee is fine. You don't care about spots on your insides, do ya? Oh, wait....

MtnMama said...

There was a time when a "professional" carwash included someone actually drying the car with a cloth. That way it didn't have spots, or an "unsatisfactory" appearance. Now, they're so lazy AND clueless that they'll post this excuse as some kind of appeasement and not even consider what else the water may be affecting. Dumbasses. I guess I'm grouchy this morning; what ever happened to actually taking responsibility for something?

calicobebop said...

EWWW!!! What the hell is wrong with those people? Yuck!

Mala said...

OM - yeah, you know I enjoyed the coffee anyway.

Peachy - Yes, and I'm sure thats what people sitting around me thought as I giggled to myself and had to whip out the cell phone to take a picture.

Bev - Of course not. I like to live dangerously, donchaknow. Hey, have you seen a sausage sandwich roll by?

MtnMama - towel dry?! *smacks forehead*

Calicobop - I have no idea. After all, it took 3 visits for them to fix my window. Go them!

Stuart said...

Some people like their coffee smooth, some like it with pulp.

wv - pespots: what you get on the front of your khakis after too many pulpy coffees

Samsmama said...

"That's going on the blog." That would make an excellent t-shirt...

PorkStar said...

I'm sure it's the same stuff they call coffee overhere.

Mala said...

Stuart - Coffee with pulp - made me throw up a little bit.

Samsmama - Actually I was thinking panties!

Porky - yes, but can you wash your car with it?

otin said...

LOL! How come I am finding all of these blogs today that people who come to my site are on and I have never happened across them before?

Better late than never!

Confessions of a Mother, Lawyer & Crazy Woman said...

Hmmm???? Makes you wonder.

Mala said...

Otin - we've been waiting for you. (totally not spoken in a creepy voice. really.)

CMLCW - It does. Yes, it does. *sip*

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