I'm totally blushing here. No really, it's not rosacea, it's actual blushage. I'm seriously. And I feel totally compelled to buy each of you a really expensive gift.
wv - womet: what Chekov felt like doing when the Enterprise first took off
Since you asked so nicely for more information, I thought I'd offer to help out, in the spirit of Christmas and all. So here you go:
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.
In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.
Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.
The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.
The surface area of an average-sized brick is 79 cm squared.
According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.
Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.
Karoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese.
The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.
The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.
Rhode Island is the smallest state with the longest name. The official name, used on all state documents, is "Rhode Island and Providence Plantations."
When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months.
There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category.
Well, that should be enough for now. Hope this helps! Merry Christmas and shit!
Whew! Thank you Stuart for saving me the trouble of writing all of that. Fascinating! But maybe he wants to know more about YOU? Hmmmmmm? I think we all do, yes? Details? Pictures? YES!
Oh and SEO Services, here's wishing you a lifetime of Mondays!
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Thanks!
By the way - I posted a bit of an apology for that rant. Didn't mean to be a jerk.
wv - subvoi: um, beneath voi?
By combining my love for Stuart and SpongeBob you have managed to create what is quite possibly the best blog post ever!!! Well done, Mala!
The kids & I have been humming this little ditty for weeks now. Big Spongebob fans here. Huge.
Big Stuart fans as well. Hi Stuart. :)
I'm totally blushing here. No really, it's not rosacea, it's actual blushage. I'm seriously. And I feel totally compelled to buy each of you a really expensive gift.
wv - womet: what Chekov felt like doing when the Enterprise first took off
Boy, there were a lot of jerks in that video!
Bah Humbug! Especially to Sponge Bob.
well, but i need more info about it ! please share more info with me.thank you
Dear SEO Services,
Since you asked so nicely for more information, I thought I'd offer to help out, in the spirit of Christmas and all. So here you go:
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.
In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.
Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.
The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.
The surface area of an average-sized brick is 79 cm squared.
According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.
Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.
Karoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese.
The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.
The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.
Rhode Island is the smallest state with the longest name. The official name, used on all state documents, is "Rhode Island and Providence Plantations."
When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months.
There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category.
Well, that should be enough for now. Hope this helps! Merry Christmas and shit!
wv - taushe: a Zen hoo-ha cleanser
Whew! Thank you Stuart for saving me the trouble of writing all of that. Fascinating!
But maybe he wants to know more about YOU? Hmmmmmm? I think we all do, yes? Details? Pictures? YES!
Oh and SEO Services, here's wishing you a lifetime of Mondays!
Wow, Stuart, I'm impressed!
That was totally cute, Mala. I'm gonna make that my mantra to get through the holidays:)
word verif: salghpdi...I got nothin' but I thought it was..interesting lol.
ROR, Stuart!
I had no idea that that is what Karaoke meant. Huh.
wv: lessemer. Less-e-mer when it come sto responding to Asian spammers.
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