Monday, May 4, 2009

Tight Jeans Tuesday

I wish I had enough fodder to make this a weekly thing, but alas, I don't.

So some of you remember Bev and I recently saw Alexi Murdoch in concert a few weeks ago. (for those who are saying 'Alexi who? Who's she?', fear not. I'm right there with you. so catch up here.)
Anyway, HE put on a great show, but the most outstanding memory for me was his uber-tight jeans. Yeah, yeah, his music was fabulous as well, but you should have checked out those jeans! As Bev said, "geesh you can practically tell what religion he is!"

Oh wait, did I put a disclaimer on this post. No? Well consider yourself warned.

Anyhoo, as tight as those jeans were, they were loose fit, relaxed, elastic waistband sweatpants compared to Friday night's adventure into concert-world!

Joe and I went and saw Get The Led Out which is an incredible Led Zeppelin cover band (if you click on the link, hang with the video at least until 4:24).
I will take a moment to gush about how awesome they were. They sounded INCREDIBLE!!! They rocked the Zep, note for perfect note! And they put on a first class show. I even got to meet each member after the show and they were nothing less than super cool and wonderful...

Now back to my point; the uber-tight jeans.

We had the best seats in the house; front and center. Perfect for any concert, right? Well, yes....and no.
I admit it, those painted on pants were downright distracting! I found myself wincing in sympathetic pain for the dude. They must have had to cut those things off him at the end of the night!

Every time he hit a high note (and folks, we're talking Zeppelin here) all I could hear in my head was, "turn your head and cough".

I know, I know, you're all shifting uncomfortably in your seats right now, wondering why the hell you read my blog. It's like a train wreck and I keep playing it over and over in my head and the only way to ease my pain is to share it with you!

SEE! You looked again!
Anyway, if they ever come to your neighborhood, I absolutely recommend checking them out... just maybe sit a bit further back.


janiece said...

OMG--you just make me laugh.
Ok and to make matters worse--the word verification is "count". I'm not going there:)

Nancy said...

Damn, now i wish i had gone with Frank! I dont understand why he didnt mention that part of the show :-)

Bev said...

I love this post, because as you know, I'm a huge fan of both Zeppelin AND tight jeans (on men, not me). WOOHOO!!

What exactly is the male equivilant of Camel Toe? Hmmm... must ponder that one. All I know is I had Beyonce's "To the Left, to the left" in my head for a WEEK after we saw Alexi's hot package. What? Just sayin'.

Mala said...

Nancy- What?! Frank didn't? My goodness, it's all he could talk about during the show. Why do you think we hang out after the show to meet them. LOL!

Damn you Bev! Now I've got THAT song stuck in my head. You and your catchy, crappy songs!
And yes, I had that same thought. What would be the male term for that. We'll have to work on that.

Michelle said...

i don't think that is is like a stage prop or something.

Lori said...


Okay, morbid curisoty (or a thirst for knowledge?) forced me to look into the male term. And, according to Wikipedia, the foremost expert on all, here goes:

Cameltoe is a slang term that refers to the outline of the female labia majora when seen through tight form-fitting clothes.[1][2] The male equivalent is a moose knuckle.[3]

I'll never look at a moose the same way again.

And now, I'll have to go "unpogg" (your security word) my brain of several images.

Nancy said...

Moose knuckle - excellent verbage! I wonder if we'll ever see that on a cross word puzzle?

Samsmama said...

Moose knuckle, I forgot about that one! I was going to nominate "Buffalo Tongue".

Mala said...

LOL Michelle, trust me, I was so close I could tell it was no prop. *blushing*

LORI - YOU ROCK! Thank you for quenching our thirst for knowledge. Moose knuckle, eh? I will indeed try to add that to my daily vocabulary.

Samsmama - And you rock because you've actually heard of that term! It's a new one for me, which makes me wonder what other wonderful terms are out there that I'm totally ignorant of.....

janiece said...

I also will never view a moose in the same way.

Cary said...

God forbid you shit yourself in pants that tight. Everyone would know what you had for dinner.

Harmony said...

Moose Knuckle? Holy shit...I have never heard that before...but I like it.

Bev...I now have that song in my head..thank you for that.

Now I have to wonder, did it move when he hit the high notes? My thoughts are that it would pull up...did it pull up? Sorry for asking, but I have to know...can it move under such restrictive conditions?

Bev said...

LMGDAO! Best. Comments. EVER!!!!

Fucking MOOSE KNUCKLE and BUFFALO TONGUE? Stop! Stop... do you all want me to wet myself? Because I'll do it. I'll do it. :D

Mala said...

Cary - Actually, from the neck down, that's exactly how I picture you ; ) We all know you're an open-shirt, tight-jean-wearing hottie!

Harmony - ummmm, yes. Very much. Amazingly enough, the tight restriction didn't seem to hinder any...ummmm, movement. I mean, afterall, you've heard the high notes in "Immigrants Song", yeah?

Bev - I'll be right over with a fresh pair of "opps! I Crapped Myself"

Cary said...

Yes, Mala, that's me... all chest hair and gold necklaces. Oh, and a pinkie ring. And genital herpes.

Oops. TMI?

Mala said...

Eeeek! Yes Cary, TMI indeed! A pinky ring? Really?

Bev said...

I'm sorry, but the pinky ring is a dealbreaker. ;-)

Jackie said...

Ya, I'm late to this party!!!OMG...I cannot stop laughing. So happy to have added two new terms to my vocabulary ;) I am not sure how you maintained composure throught the show, Mala.

jessica o said...

Moose knuckle is AWESOME! Sorry I missed this post before.